Valentine's Day

So I normally hate Valentine's Day, but this particular one just might turn everything around. The guy I'm seeing Decided to blindfold me and put me in his car and drive me around for probably 30 mins. The whole time I'm guessing what we're doing. I'm guessing things from romantic ideas to him kidnapping me and raping me. All he tells me is that he has been planning this for a couple weeks and he has conspirators. So then I start guessing who's involved. He obvious doesn't tell me anything.Then he parks God knows where in my mind and takes me out of the car. It sounds like we could be out in the middle of nowhere. Maybe next to a highway? I'm not entirely sure. I'm still blindfolded. He tells me to step up on to some step, I barely make it and to walk in to the area. I take off my blindfold to a candlelit dinner in the back of his family's moving van. Then I punched him.

Never have I ever had any guy do anything like this for me. Turned out his whole family was involved, and they had decorated the van and set up romantic music to play, a heater so we wouldn't freeze in the van, spaghetti for dinner and brownie cake for dessert. It was so disgustingly romantic I punch him again. 

It was so incredibly nice. 

The whole time we're eating I keep asking him where we are. Where is this van parked? Are we outside in the woods? By a highway? Where? All he tells me is when I find out is that I'll punch him. I then say when he's finally gonna reveal where we are is "You didn't drive around aimlessly and take me to your parents house, did you?" 

He opens the door and we are totally at his parents house! And like he called it I punched him. Again. 

To all my ex-boyfriends....suck it 

:)

peace